Safest Sex Suit

DEVICE FOR PROTECTION AGAINST INFECTIOUS DISEASES 

 Leave it to the French to come up with a sex outfit that will protect you from every STD ever, including AIDS, dignity and air. This is the ultimate in safe sex, and that's "ultimate" as in "last," because anything you need this to screw is going to just kill you anyway.

Inventor : Stevan Prokic
Year    : 1990
Month   : July

The present invention concerns a device for protection against transmissible diseases consisting of an outside covering made of a flexible plastic material, preferably transparent, covering a part at least of the body and comprising means (9) for attaching a sheath (4). It also relates to a sheath for implementation on such protection device. Application for combating infectious diseases.

 

CLAIMS

1) Apparatus of protection against the contagious diseases characterized in what it consists of a plastic envelope flexible, preferably transparent, covering a part at least of the body and comprising fastening means (9) of at least a condom 5 (4) (

2) Apparatus of protection according to claim 1, characterised in that the aforementioned envelope consists of an upper element (1) and a low member (2) connected to the level of the size by a waist (7) of connection.

3) Apparatus of protection according to claim 2, characterised in that the aforementioned waist of connection (7) is stretchable according to a dimension at least.

4) Apparatus of protection according to any of claims 1 to 3, characterised in that the aforementioned envelope comprises moreover a masque 3 > out of plastic flexible, preferably transparent, covering the largest part at least of the head.

5) Apparatus of protection according to characterised in that claim 4 the aforementioned masque (3) comprises respiratory means (17,18) made out of semi-rigid, fascinating plastic place between the inner wall of the cheeks and gencives, the aforementioned respiratory means comprising at least a tubular conduit opening towards the rear one.

6) Apparatus of protection according to any of claims 4 to 5, characterised in that the aforementioned masque (3) comprises fastening means (15,16) of corrective glasses.

7) Connectable condom with the apparatus of protection according to any of the previous claims, characterized in what it comprises a base plate (12) semi-rigid provided with a complementary means of fixing.

8) Condom intended to be implemented on an apparatus of protection according to any of the previous claims, characterized in what it comprises bellows (13) allowing an elastic extension according to its major axis.